Fresh Start - First post
Since all the events in my life lately have been awesomely boring, I would probably stop blogging about the day-to-day experience of my ever so beloved eventful life. Rather, I would start ranting, yes ranting, about what? I don't know. At least I'll try to update as much as possible. To make things less boring, I'll TRY to put a joke at the end of each post and of course, my baluktot english!
Also, whatever I write here would not be necessarily of my own experience. It could be made-up, or of someone else's.
This entry's topic would be about... "Crushes"
So, I have this friend named Trini who has a number of crush that is estimately the same size of the whole Ateneo Senior population.
One day I was walking with him along Katipunan when we passed this girl who looked at us in the eye as she walked by.
"Trip ako kaya tumingin." I jokingly said to Trini.
"Tumingin lang sa iyo para di ka naman mukhang kawawa." I added.
"Gago! Sa ating dalawa tumingin. Pero ako mas trip talaga." He rebutted.
Not feeling the urge to debate (as I'm not as interested in "crushes" as I was 4-5 years ago), I replied, "Ahhh. so feel mo crush ka?"
"Baket hindi?" He replied confidently.
"Ilan ba crush ko? Diba marami? Di rin naman siguro imposible na marami rin ang nagkaka-crush sa akin!"
Silent pause. I thought for a second behind his "theories'" logic. There's a lot of loopholes, but it's acceptable, but of course, that doesnt mean that the theory is absurd.
I talked to our friends about this theory and they laughed at it. Similarly, they thought it's absurd.
That is... until one night.
Raf and I decided to stay late to drink beer at Pooyong's, my treat of course, because most of his money was spent for our real-life Tamagochi's, Jay Halasan, tuition fee.
Well since I was paying for it, he had no regrets on getting another bottle, one led to another, and of course, being Alik, I don't want to be left behind in drinking. I should always be at par (or ahead)... so I drank as much as him.
Not used to having alcohol in my blood anymore, I got buzzed rather fast, and we talked about a particular person (an old friend of ours) who happened to be my crush.
"Ahhh, feel ko crush din ako nun eh!" I said
"Pooooooootaaaa" Raf shrieked. Who, for the N years we've been close together, wholeheartedly knows that I ignore comments of people having a crush on me, except gays (they're always welcome)!
"OH SHIT, SINANIBAN AKO NI TRINI!"
To sum things up, Trini might be right. But the chances of him being wrong is still 6305418081 times bigger.
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Le Joke.
How do you take down an emo from a tree?
You cut the rope.
BWAHAHAHAHA
--
Juice.
Also, whatever I write here would not be necessarily of my own experience. It could be made-up, or of someone else's.
This entry's topic would be about... "Crushes"
So, I have this friend named Trini who has a number of crush that is estimately the same size of the whole Ateneo Senior population.
One day I was walking with him along Katipunan when we passed this girl who looked at us in the eye as she walked by.
"Trip ako kaya tumingin." I jokingly said to Trini.
"Tumingin lang sa iyo para di ka naman mukhang kawawa." I added.
"Gago! Sa ating dalawa tumingin. Pero ako mas trip talaga." He rebutted.
Not feeling the urge to debate (as I'm not as interested in "crushes" as I was 4-5 years ago), I replied, "Ahhh. so feel mo crush ka?"
"Baket hindi?" He replied confidently.
"Ilan ba crush ko? Diba marami? Di rin naman siguro imposible na marami rin ang nagkaka-crush sa akin!"
Silent pause. I thought for a second behind his "theories'" logic. There's a lot of loopholes, but it's acceptable, but of course, that doesnt mean that the theory is absurd.
I talked to our friends about this theory and they laughed at it. Similarly, they thought it's absurd.
That is... until one night.
Raf and I decided to stay late to drink beer at Pooyong's, my treat of course, because most of his money was spent for our real-life Tamagochi's, Jay Halasan, tuition fee.
Well since I was paying for it, he had no regrets on getting another bottle, one led to another, and of course, being Alik, I don't want to be left behind in drinking. I should always be at par (or ahead)... so I drank as much as him.
Not used to having alcohol in my blood anymore, I got buzzed rather fast, and we talked about a particular person (an old friend of ours) who happened to be my crush.
"Ahhh, feel ko crush din ako nun eh!" I said
"Pooooooootaaaa" Raf shrieked. Who, for the N years we've been close together, wholeheartedly knows that I ignore comments of people having a crush on me, except gays (they're always welcome)!
"OH SHIT, SINANIBAN AKO NI TRINI!"
To sum things up, Trini might be right. But the chances of him being wrong is still 6305418081 times bigger.
--------
Le Joke.
How do you take down an emo from a tree?
You cut the rope.
BWAHAHAHAHA
--
Juice.
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