Guess Who's BAAAACK!
It's me!
Although my diction and grammar usage in english have improved vastly since I've been to States, I would keep the old-fashioned baluktot english that everybody loved!
And so, my first "POST!" (Well, unless you consider those random shits as posts, which i highly doubt, dear!)
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Ah yes, it's been a while, 2 years and a month to be a little more precise, since I set foot on Philippine soil. As expected, nothing much has changed. Everyone is still inhaling smoke, heavy traffic is still caused mostly by unethical driving (especially by public transporation driverS), and the heat almost convinced me to buy another ticket for my quick plane ride home.
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Nothing much happened on my first night. I went out with my cousin in Greenhills to attend her friend's despedida party... Kakauwi ko pa lang, despedida na! I saw a couple of old friends which I decided to snob (they didn't see me anyway) and I also decided to ditch my cousin to wander alone. Yes, as most expected, I ended up stuffing myself in different stores!
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2nd night, we went to dencios, nothing special. I met Hbomb for the first time in 2 years (minus Raf, that is, because he had a gig). We drank all night and I ended up drunk. I swore never to drink again after that night, but I was never good at keeping promises regarding drinking anyway. Also, I swear to God Trini molested me while drunk! (But then again, Trini molests anyone, drunken stupor or not)
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Thursday that week, I went to "J-Boys Reunion". Try not to fancy yourself thinking on how grand this Reunion would be, because, yes, it's what you first thought it would look like, a typical J-Boys inuman, something any J-Boy would probably choose over any other formal shit! What's to expect in a normal J-Boy inuman? Inuman, Lasingan, Backstaban, onting poker, and of course, Biz's same stories, which is magically as funny as the last time he tells it or at least to a few.
Trini: "Alik swerte mo nawala ka 2 years!"
Alik: Baket?
Trini: "Kwento ni Biz!"
Alik: "Nakatatawa kaya"
Trini: "Wala ka kasi every inuman in 2 years eh!"
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Then there's Jo's party,
it was pretty fun overall! My old blockmates are now waaaay cooler than when I left, except for Jay, who's still weak. He'll never be cooler until he beats me.
I'd rather not, however, go into details, as 1) It's getting late and I'm tired and 2) Or maybe i will?
But to end it all, i would like to end this post with a quote from the famous Japanese Play
"Alik"
"Hon de motte son de maido ari"
"Honnara nonde kutte yoo nete dai bakushyou"
"Yappa suki yanen"
Actually, the place isn't really mine anymore.
I bet most of you don't understand that last part and it's relevance to this post! But you see, lads and lambs, research is the key, with a little pinch of sarcasm a little bit Alik's read-between-the-lines (dashes?) and a few decrypting as well :)
Although my diction and grammar usage in english have improved vastly since I've been to States, I would keep the old-fashioned baluktot english that everybody loved!
And so, my first "POST!" (Well, unless you consider those random shits as posts, which i highly doubt, dear!)
---
Ah yes, it's been a while, 2 years and a month to be a little more precise, since I set foot on Philippine soil. As expected, nothing much has changed. Everyone is still inhaling smoke, heavy traffic is still caused mostly by unethical driving (especially by public transporation driverS), and the heat almost convinced me to buy another ticket for my quick plane ride home.
----
Nothing much happened on my first night. I went out with my cousin in Greenhills to attend her friend's despedida party... Kakauwi ko pa lang, despedida na! I saw a couple of old friends which I decided to snob (they didn't see me anyway) and I also decided to ditch my cousin to wander alone. Yes, as most expected, I ended up stuffing myself in different stores!
----
2nd night, we went to dencios, nothing special. I met Hbomb for the first time in 2 years (minus Raf, that is, because he had a gig). We drank all night and I ended up drunk. I swore never to drink again after that night, but I was never good at keeping promises regarding drinking anyway. Also, I swear to God Trini molested me while drunk! (But then again, Trini molests anyone, drunken stupor or not)
----
Thursday that week, I went to "J-Boys Reunion". Try not to fancy yourself thinking on how grand this Reunion would be, because, yes, it's what you first thought it would look like, a typical J-Boys inuman, something any J-Boy would probably choose over any other formal shit! What's to expect in a normal J-Boy inuman? Inuman, Lasingan, Backstaban, onting poker, and of course, Biz's same stories, which is magically as funny as the last time he tells it or at least to a few.
Trini: "Alik swerte mo nawala ka 2 years!"
Alik: Baket?
Trini: "Kwento ni Biz!"
Alik: "Nakatatawa kaya"
Trini: "Wala ka kasi every inuman in 2 years eh!"
----
Then there's Jo's party,
it was pretty fun overall! My old blockmates are now waaaay cooler than when I left, except for Jay, who's still weak. He'll never be cooler until he beats me.
I'd rather not, however, go into details, as 1) It's getting late and I'm tired and 2) Or maybe i will?
But to end it all, i would like to end this post with a quote from the famous Japanese Play
"Alik"
"Hon de motte son de maido ari"
"Honnara nonde kutte yoo nete dai bakushyou"
"Yappa suki yanen"
Actually, the place isn't really mine anymore.
I bet most of you don't understand that last part and it's relevance to this post! But you see, lads and lambs, research is the key, with a little pinch of sarcasm a little bit Alik's read-between-the-lines (dashes?) and a few decrypting as well :)
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